Saturday, March 30, 2013

Does Realtouch Reflect It's Name?

It was bound to happen.  Women have had the vibrator for over a hundred years, and in the last 20 have gained true fucking machines as well.  Now it's the men's turn to discover a truly animated fake vagina.


OK, so it looks like a cross between an old-fashioned washing machine ringer and a laminator.  What does that matter if it works?  And apparently it does, at least according to this adventurous writer from Gizmag.

Here is his well written and humorous review:

Realtouch USB pleasure device brings porn into the 4th dimension (Part 1)

And his song is a brilliant touch - don't miss it:

Sweet Jean

Source to buy YOURS:


RealTouch Interactive


OK, enough laughing.  This is a serious fuck machine.  And it's far more than a fake vagina, it may be the key to truly virtual sex.  Notice the magic dildo the model playa with?  This is the other end of a very important link.  Sex is in our minds but it also has a physical side.  Using this device it's easy to see how one might have virtual sex with almost anyone, anywhere at any time - and that's a powerful form of communication.

I haven't ordered mine yet but I expect to see a lot of interesting feedback on this topic from the web.  I'll keep you posted.

And if you get one, let me know how it works out.

I'll post a link to part 2 of the review when it's available.  :)


Friday, March 29, 2013

Average Guy

Another good one:


Average guy here. Retired Marine, now working to provide for my child and future. Doing the right thing day by day. sometimes I get lucky.

Approximately 3 months ago while having a much needed brew with some of my guy buds at a local sports bar - one of my buds invited a guy -"Kenny" I knew from my church. Yep, I go to church with Kenny and his wife. He is younger but fit into our group well. 

Kenny is married to Joy. I really don't know them that well. Our church is large, but I do remember when they got married and I do see them in passing. Joy is skinny. Let me restate - she's thin, with blondish brown hair that is cut to frame her face and gorgeous blue eyes. Joy's not the gorgeous type, more of the skinny nerdy kid who grows into her beauty. She tends to dress fairly conservatively and definitely doesn't put herself out as super sexual. She seems almost shy, but has a nice lean shape.

Almost 2 months ago, about a month after the meeting - Kenny help me move some basketball goals at the church gym. I noted he made some funny comments about how some of the "older" women at church thought I was "hot". 

I told him I wasn't aware why they would be talking of me. Damn, gotta be kidding. But, this opened the door to talk about women and sex and the usual guy crap.

Time goes on - I ride in a Mardi Gras organization in a city near where I live. Sure enough on Joe Cain day we are loading the float that is owned by my friend and here comes Kenny and Joy. They are riding as well. Mardi Gras is a big parade and party. The parade went well with lots of drink and revelry. Sadly, or gladly, we had a short rain shower at the end of the parade - all got soaked. 

During the unload time Kenny invited me to their hotel room to get dry and wait out the traffic jam. Joy wanted a garter and pair of the Mardi Gras panties that I had been throwing to the crowd. I accepted and brought them along.  Joy went ahead to get out of the rain, Kenny helped me stow my gear and we got a few drinks to take back. On the way he was really asking me what I thought about Joy. It was kind of strange. 

At the hotel, Joy had already showered and was dressed in her "pajamas" which consisted of some sweat pant looking things and a t-shirt. She was bundled in a small blanket sitting on a lounge chair. 

Kenny went to the bathroom to pee and I heard the shower running. Joy said "he's cold and you're wet.  She handed me her towel and I dried off the best I could. 

Kenny got out of the shower and Joy said, "your turn". I told her I didn't have clothes to put on and she said just wrap up in her throw until my clothes got a little drier. 

Ok, I'm freezing and wet and it sounded good. I showered and came out in the blanket.  Joy was on the bed, Kenny by the window.  She says something about, "to bad she didn't get a sneak peek of me in the shower." 

Kenny's smiling and asks her if she's really that curious. I'm oblivious and try to be cool, not wanting to start them fighting.

But Kenny is summoned with a gesture and a pout.  He slowly comes to the side of the bed and hugs her.  She takes his pants down. He's standing there with his mouth open almost laughing.

Kenny is a normal size guy in general, but he's small there. I mean small cock. Joy looks at me and says come over and let me get my sneak peek now. 

I walk... stunned... to the bed and allow the blanket to part. Joy is sitting at eye level with us both standing at the end of the bed. 

I hear her exclaim "Oh dear God"! Kenny is hard and ..me, Captain Stunned is not.  But the difference in size is very very noticeable.  I'm not huge in any sense of the word, maybe six or seven inches.  But, Joy must not be use to seeing normal size men.  It is like she is amazed and immediately seems to snap to attention. One hand on Kenny and now the other on me. I am moving to hardness. 

She's exclaiming,"Oh God", it's big and shaved. I think Kenny is a bit uneasy,  but, I'm not backing down or giving up at this point. 

Her hands move to me. She's completely ignoring him. Now she's talking to him about me. Damn. One hand running up my stomach and down my leg telling him how she loves my muscular build and then back to my cock and telling him how it's still growing. The uneasy feeling continues.  I keep my eye on Kenny.  He keeps his eye on my cock and what her hands are doing.

It seemed a long time, but I'm sure it was only a few minutes that we were standing there like this. The blanket had hit the ground, I was nude and vulnerable but definitely in control. Confusing. 

Joy kept talking and I was enjoying her one-sided discussion. A drop of pre-cum exposed itself and she exclaimed how "I was Juicy".  Then she said, "I want to see it shoot."  She got busy with both hands. All this time I think she's talking to Kenny, or maybe herself. But she tells him to sit down on the chair and watch. It surprised me, but that's exactly what he did.

I told her if she wanted to see me cum she needed to show me something. I was the only one nude. She didn't resist as I pulled her t-shirt over her head, wet hair spilling over her face and exposing her breasts. They are small but surprisingly well defined. Her cup size has to be an "A" and her areolas are half dollar size and a bit puffy and pink. They felt wonderful in my hand. She was working my cock nicely in hers. 

Joy was using both hands when I next pulled her to her feet and slipped her blue sweat pants down her slim hips. She had a lot of dark pubic hair for a blond, and it was framed by beautiful long legs. She then laid back on her back as my hands explore her, as she reached again for my cock. I pulled her leg to the side and her pussy was revealed bright pink splitting apart the dark hair still wet from the shower and getting wetter all the time.

I feel much more comfortable.  Kenny hasn't moved.  It's like he is transfixed. I start allowing myself to ease into the moment and ease my finger into her.  I also start talking dirty to them both, telling her how good her hands feel on my cock, but loud enough for him to hear.  I'm asking her if she liked it, telling her how good her tits and pussy felt, and telling her how she loved that big shaved cock. 

I moved up along the bed to her head and supported her head with my hand. I turned her head to me and Kenny said, "she doesn't do that", meaning she doesn't suck cock. 

I look at her and told her, "If she wants this cock she does."

I coaxed my cock against her lips.  She opened her mouth and I pushed in slowly. Kenny exhaled as he watched his wife take me into her mouth. She turned on her side all the way toward me and took me in deep. 

I was still trash talking saying "You love sucking that cock don't you". "You love sucking that big thick shaved cock", until, I heard her whisper, "yes". I made her say it louder so Kenny could hear. I started working on her inner thighs and moved to her pussy again. I found her clit and started gently rub her in a figure eight pattern. 

"Oh dear God," Joy said, "He knows right where to touch". I am looking at how pretty she is when she looks up at me with those beautiful blue eyes and my cock in her mouth. 

"You want to feel that cock on your pussy don't you", I said, not asking a question. 

"Oh God Yes", Joy answered anyway. I spin her around and open her legs to me. 

Kenny seems uneasy, almost rising from his chair, but he stops. 

I tell her I'm gonna rub my cock head over her clit. 

Kenny says don't fuck her, but is afraid to break the moment. 

He's ignored by both of us.  I am guiding my cock over her cunt on the outside. I fit in the length of her wet pussy like a hot dog in a bun. Her hands move to press me against her as her hips start to move slowly creating pressure. 

I'm talking, "You love that cock don't you?", "You love feeling that big shaved cock." 

Joy almost grunts her answer..louder I tell her and she almost yells, "Oh God yes, yes, I love that big shaved cock". 

Kenny again exhales, but then relaxes a bit.  Staying on the outside is OK.

Joy's pace and hip action increases. She's now pushing off her shoulders and working her pussy up and down my cock. I feel her push it's head down and into her. 

I resist, pulling back and out. 

She works harder to get my cock into her. 

Again I resist. Joy says, "Dammit give it to me!", and with a buck and a push she manages to get my cock lined up again and its head in her. I'm still resisting. 

Kenny says, "Don't."  

I tell her, "Tell him, tell him what you want."

Joy blurts, "I want it in me!" 

She says she cant help it, and then I hear her say "Sorry, but God I want it so bad." 

Kenny looks like he's gonna stand. I guess I was carried away but I said, "SIT DOWN!".  And I said it forcefully.  After all I was in a very compromised position and didn't want her to stop.

Kenny sat down, but didn't take his eyes away.  Joy kept working my cock in deeper.

I was half-way watching Kenny and turned to face Joy. She pulled herself up by wrapping her arms around my neck and pulling me down on the bed completely. I felt her open to me as my cock slid up and in her just a bit more. 

Now she was talking, "Dont tease me. Give it to me." Give me that big dick." 

She pulled me to her and damn... kissed me fully... forcefully... passionately. Holding me and breathing into my ear letting me feel the pain of her need for my cock. 

Caught totally off guard again, I gathered myself, stole another glimpse at Kenny who was now jacking himself off.  I pulled up and pushed into her all the way. Believe me, skinny girls got action. Joy bucked against me. I told her I was fully in her. I heard Kenny groan at the words.

"Tell him how it feels", I directed her. 

Joy, rasped how full it made her feel, and continued her pressure and bucking.

She pulled my face down to her and it felt like she achieved pulling herself off the bed and up against me as I pulled back on my knees.  Then I pressed my cock into her again fucking her in quick jabs. 

Face to face Joy pushed back and said, "Oh God...Oh dear God", over and over.  She released herself from me and collapsed.  Then she was totally smiling and crying at the same time. 

I guess I looked bewildered.  She kissed me passionately and told me, and Kenny, it was the first time she ever came "like that", still confused with the crying and laughing, I was in a daze.

I hadn't cum yet. I still couldn't can't get a read on Kenny. He was sullen and silent. He was still hard but had cum all over himself. I pull out and Joy smiled. 

I start to stroke my cock and I can feel how wet she has made me. I am coated in her juices. She's still smiling so I turn her small hips over. She's on her knees and I think she believes I'm gonna stroke and cum on her back. Her small ass is well formed. Her legs are long and her pussy is wet and bright, and pink. I stroke myself and she watches by turning her head back.

I felt Joy's hand slips between her legs and caresses my balls while I stroke away. This tends to pull me to closer to her cunt. I am almost cumming between her ass-cheeks sliding against her all the way up and down.  Then, right before I begin to shoot, I shove my cock all the way into her cunt. 

Before she can do anything, I have my hands on her hips.  I pull her back into me hard. I can feel her tense up, but then relax and take me in. I pump a few more times and push her head back down on the bed, and pull her ass up to my cock. I arch and empty my cum in her. 

Again, I feel her hands go back and gently caress my balls and her fingers push under them. 

Joy says "Oh God, I want all of your cum in me." 

I am breathless and fall to the side.  I see my cum start to run out of her.  So does Kenny.  He stares, unblinking with his mouth opened.  It's like he can't look away.

Joy notices the quiet and spins her head toward Kenny.

She says one word, "Juicy?" 

She coaxes him with a smile, and by wiggling her ass.  She finally gets him to stand up and pump himself into her as I was doing moments before.








While they are busy, I slip into my wet clothing. I still think Kenny is somewhere between surprised and sullen. I slip to the door and say my thanks as they collapse on the bed. 

Kenny's silent, but Joy says for me to stay. I smile, excuse myself and allow them their time. Wet clothes never felt so good!  

I forgot to give her the panties and garter.  I may come back.  And next time I'll be a little more forceful.  They both seem to like it that way.


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

The Sex Memoirs of a Suburban Housewife



It's said everyone first book is a memoir since people tend to write what they know.  And when it comes to sex the memoirs are the most interesting.  Here are some excerpts form one of the better ones I've found:

"I realised he was hooked when he picked up on my comment that I thought of myself as an exhibitionist.

'If you like being looked at ... and want to do things with Tim ... I'd really like watching you', he said hesitantly.

There was more going on in his head than the innocent interest in naturism that had brought us together. I was fairly sure he wanted to take things on to a different level and hopefully into something more exciting.

I responded warmly and approvingly. 'Yes, I'd like that'."



"As we paused for a moment Tim explained that he was impotent and incapable of satisfying me and I needed a young man who was capable of relieving my frustration. We had been looking for someone who would be interested in satisfying me on a regular basis. While Tim was talking I was discretely applying lubrication and playing with myself. Gareth quickly assured us that he would like to do whatever was required of him.

I smiled and showed my appreciation by kissing him passionately. He responded with equal passion pushing his tongue into my mouth and tweaking my nipples. This was very enjoyable but the mood was almost too relaxed - as though he was still too respectful towards me. I decided it was time to move things on. I climbed on top of him and took hold of his cock and told him how satisfying it was to me - 'so big and hard and lovely to touch'. I guided it towards my pussy and rubbed it against my clitoris and watched as it jerked up, even more erect. We kissed wetly and open-mouthed and while I held his cock and gradually eased it into me while sitting astride him. I was very comfortable with this position and he seemed to enjoy it too. It was a good way of getting the foreplay that I needed, stimulating me in the most sensitive places, making me hot and wet and provoking an intense feeling of being desired."


See?  Some memoirs are better than others.